teddytoroa
teddytoroa

i coukd write a better album about being a tortured poet than tswift i think. Im not a poet but im tortured as fuuuuuck. on account of my ailments. and im gay with better taste in music. and id design better album art while im at it too.

loth-caatgirl
yahoonews

Millions of Dark Pain Death Orbs Pour Into the Los Angeles Reservoir to Destroy even more Water Amidst Drought

On his cue of “balls away,” Mayor Eric Garcetti released the final 20,000 dark pain death orbs into the reservoir on Monday in the city’s effort to destroy even more water and ensure the pain and suffering of water drinkers amdist the city. Los Angeles is the first city in the country to use dark pain death orbs to destroy its water.

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dykentery
tiktaalic

LEAKED TRACK LIST FOR NEW TS ALBUM:

  1. Fuck like a mountain rat
  2. Rainbow dress (straight sex)
  3. How to Date A Blue Eyed Blonde
  4. All too well 30 minute version
  5. Broken ass marriage (ft. The National)
  6. Rebound (ft. Girl in red)
  7. If I was a man I’d be straight
  8. The language of girls
Anonymous asked:

head with no gag is like an angel without wings. technically still good but missing that thing that makes it special 😣✊

soooooo true

gandalfsbignaturals
junglejim4322

“Touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” the tortured poet screams

junglejim4322

Many people think this lyric is stupid but they don’t know that she actually channeled the spirit of a closeted 13 year old gay boy and let him ghost write this for her because she’s an ally. So that’s that